Warm Southern Breeze

"… there is no such thing as nothing."

How to get America on the Prosperity Path again

Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Sunday, October 7, 2012

Like most folks, I’m still waiting & working for that 186′ yacht with a helicopter pad, castle on the French Riviera, garage of 26 cars, horse barn with Tennessee Walkers and Gulfstream jet.

I’ve realized that what I should do, is start preaching “prosperity” and asking for donations, promising donors that Jesus will bless them.

That way, I have no responsibility if He doesn’t.

The Almighty must be Republican!

Here’s the odd part: Not only is such behavior is perfectly legal, it’s also tax-free and tax-deductible.

Alternatively, I could coach football in Tuscaloosa.

Ain’t America great?!

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