How to get America on the Prosperity Path again
Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Sunday, October 7, 2012
Like most folks, I’m still waiting & working for that 186′ yacht with a helicopter pad, castle on the French Riviera, garage of 26 cars, horse barn with Tennessee Walkers and Gulfstream jet.
I’ve realized that what I should do, is start preaching “prosperity” and asking for donations, promising donors that Jesus will bless them.
That way, I have no responsibility if He doesn’t.
The Almighty must be Republican!
Here’s the odd part: Not only is such behavior is perfectly legal, it’s also tax-free and tax-deductible.
Alternatively, I could coach football in Tuscaloosa.
Ain’t America great?!
This entry was posted on Sunday, October 7, 2012 at 12:40 PM and is filed under - Faith, Religion, Goodness - What is the Soul of a man?, - Lost In Space: TOTALLY Discombobulated. Tagged: Almighty, Barn, French Riviera, Helipad, Jesus, Tennessee Walking Horse, Tuscaloosa Alabama, United States. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
Leave a Reply