Weird, BUT TRUE!

Grim Reaper statue, Cathedral of Trier, Trier, Germany

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/02/1146318331/yoga-guru-qanon-conspiracy-theories

She was a popular yoga teacher who embraced QAnon

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Man… shit’s just getting weirder, and weirder by the day.

Next thing you know, Putin will be an outer space transsexual vegan lesbian lizard with a PhD in Marianas Trench basket weaving using Jewish space lasers funded by Elon Musk and owned by Muslims who are in cahoots with dead Pope Benedict XVI, who actually died 59 years ago, and has been a zombie ever since, secretly controlled by Elvis who is still living in seclusion in Memphis, is a major Republican donor, secretly married Marilyn Monroe who is also still alive in the Himalayas, and gave birth to a child who has the secret ability to morph, then became the 43rd, 44th, 45th, and 46th U.S. President, and is still President, but secretly living in seclusion after impregnating Hillary.

That man, is Hunter Biden, who is actually Donald Trump in disguise, and has a book deal with Jackie Onassis, who is also still alive in seclusion on a mega-yacht in the Republic of Seychelles, owned by Jeff Bezos, who secretly bought the Rocky Mountains, Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and Cuba, and has secretly placed intelligence-gathering data processing centers disguised as Amazon distribution centers in them which are watching everyone, including you, and me, as I write this fantastically and preposterously absurd fiction.