Here are your “heroes.”
Presenting, “One more really good reason not to smoke dope!”
It makes you stupid.
And no… it has nothing to do with her hair color.
Uhh… can I haz more marijuana, pleeze?
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Baby in Phoenix road left on car roof; mom arrested
by Sonu Munshi – Jun. 2, 2012 01:56 PM
The Republic | azcentral.com
A 19-year-old mother is under arrest on child abuse and aggravated DUI charges after police say she left her five-week-old baby strapped in a car seat on top of her 2000 Ford Focus and drove off.

Loser of the Week: 19 year-old Catalina Clouser, pictured here in this booking photo by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office (AZ), was stoned on marijuana and left her baby on the roof of her car, then drove off. Authorities found the baby in the road.
The child is said to be in good condition and now in custody of Arizona Child Protective Services.
At about 1 a.m. Saturday, Phoenix police officers got calls from the 45th Avenue and Cholla area, just south of Cactus Road, that a baby was in a car seat in the middle of a road.
Phoenix Fire Department officials found the baby and Read the rest of this entry »