(If you don’t laugh out loud at this, you’re just not trying!)
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he”s sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, “How will I recognize him?”
“That’s easy. He’s a dwarf with a speech impediment.”
So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he”s looking for a male or female horse.
“A female horth.”
So he shows him a prized filly.
“Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?”
So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.
“Nith eyeth, can I thee her …Continue…
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