Why Should I Get The Flu Vaccine?

People that say ‘don’t get the flu vaccine because it’ll give you the flu’ are the equivalent of those who say ‘don’t eat an egg, because you might grow a chicken.’

There’s nothing in the vaccine that can cause influenza.

It’s not even a live vaccine.

It’d sure look funny with a chicken thigh coming out of your ear.

And, there’s no telling where the head and wing would pop up!🤪😂

There’s a “teachable moment” in that bit of humor for those who are “anti-vaxxers.”

You know… just in the case you happen to meet any.

Science: It’s like gravity.

You don’t have to “believe in it” for it to work.
It’s a FACT.

To obtain the fullest immunity from the vaccination takes at least TWO WEEKS for one’s body to build up antibodies to the virus… which is NOT in the vaccine.

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/prevent/different-flu-vaccines.htm

https://www.fda.gov/vaccines-blood-biologics/lot-release/influenza-vaccine-2019-2020-season

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/parents/diseases/flu.html

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/index.htm

 

Here’s your Friday Funny!

Can you guess why this is funny?

Hint: You MUST view the page.

And just so you’ll be reassured to know, it is NOT pornographic.

How birds lost their penises – LATimes.com

Is it true that some cultures eat live monkey brains?

Yeah, I thought that title would kinda’ get your attention.

It’s not “gratuitous,” of course. It’s old. And besides, our elite soldiers – Delta Force, Special Operations, SEAL Team, etc. – all are trained to eat unusual food, whatever is available to be eaten.

It’s definitely nothing new.

So, is it true that

USDA: Eggs have Less Cholesterol, More Vitamin D than We Thought

Seems the USDA has “egg on their face.” Maybe it should be in their bellies instead?

First, eggs were bad.

Now, they’re good.

Then coffee was evil.

Now, it’s not.

Next was chocolate.

Too bad… seems now, it’s A-OK!

And for goodness sake! Do NOT under ANY circumstances drink wine, liquor or beer!

But now, it’s okay to have a few drinks.

And heaven help us all… the beef! Where’s the beef!?! You’re surely gonna’ DIE!

Well… maybe not as quickly as we once thought. Beef’s okay.

My friends, beware “Schizophrenic Science”! Particularly dietary-related science!

Remember the “Twinkie Diet“!

How can I tell if the eggs in my refrigerator are affected?

Recently, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced a recall of millions of poultry eggs after finding evidence of widespread contamination.

Here’s the official web page to determine if your groceries were involved.

Hey! Who ate my cheese?!?

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