Alabama Redneck Weasel Repugnicant Mike “Rugrat” Rogers Drunk on House Floor

Richard Hudson-R,NC8 physically retrained Mike Rogers-R,AL3 from attacking Matt Gaetz-R,FL1 after he verbally accosted Matt Gaetz following Gaetz’ “PRESENT” vote in the 14th round of balloting for Speaker of the House (SOTH), causing Kevin McCarthy-R,CA20 to lose, late Friday night, January 6, 2023

“Matt, you’re FINISHED!
I’m not gonna forget this!”

Ever wonder what barnyard animals
— pigs —
behave like?

Wonder no more.

Mike “Rugrat” Rogers, a Redneck Repugnicant from Not-So-Sweet-Home Alabama, a slave state, the asshole of Dixie, who misrepresents the state’s 3rd Congressional largely poor, uneducated and easy-to-command mostly-White District was drunk and disorderly, under the influence of intoxicating/spirituous beverage, according to at least one observer who was close enough to smell his breath, when “Rugrat” Rogers accosted Matt Gaetz-R,FL1 and attempted to start a fight with him on late Friday night, January 6th, 2023, after the 14th failed round of balloting for Speaker of the House.

No, Mister Mike “Rugrat” Rogers, YOU’RE the one who’s finished.

You’ve now made your Alabama shit stain mark
to a national television audience,
a global audience via the Internet,
and yourself a permanently indelible pock mark
upon your wretchedly failed party,
and sadly, upon American history.

Richard Hudson-R,NC8 physically retrained Mike Rogers-R,AL3 from attacking Matt Gaetz-R,FL1 after he screamed at and verbally accosted Matt Gaetz following Gaetz’ “PRESENT” vote in the 14th round of balloting for Speaker of the House (SOTH), causing Kevin McCarthy-R,CA20 to lose, late Friday night, January 6, 2023.

Congratulations, Mr. Asshole Weasel Drunk Redneck Mike Rugrat Rogers.

You shouldn’t have been on the House floor under the influence, and you sure as hell didn’t represent Alabama — or, maybe you did!

Alabama is full of assholes like him.

They’re called “weasels,” and are generally considered pests everywhere they’re found. Interestingly, a group of weasels is called a “sneak,” a “boogle,” a “gang,” or a “confusion.” And in the Repugnants’ case, it’s confusion. And, that’s exactly what Rogers did — he sneaked up from behind amidst the confusion.

Richard Hudson-R,NC8 physically retrained Mike Rogers-R,AL3 from attacking Matt Gaetz-R,FL1 after he screamed at and verbally accosted Matt Gaetz following Gaetz’ “PRESENT” vote in the 14th round of balloting for Speaker of the House (SOTH), causing Kevin McCarthy-R,CA20 to lose, late Friday night, January 6, 2023.

Kevin McCarthy-R,CA20 (LOWER RIGHT CORNER) walks away from reprimanding Matt Gaetz-R,FL1 (LEFT UPPER CORNER, gray suit) as Richard Hudson-R,NC8 (UPPER RIGHT CORNER) physically retrained and placed his hand over Mike Rogers-R,AL3 face/mouth and kept him from attacking Gaetz after he screamed at and verbally accosted Matt Gaetz following Gaetz’ “PRESENT” vote in the 14th round of balloting for Speaker of the House (SOTH), causing him to lose, late Friday night, January 6, 2023. Tim Burchett-R,TN1 is in aisle seat alongside Lauren Boebert-R,CO3 in front of Rogers.

That’s right.

A man close enough to smell Rugrat’s breath, another Repugnicant in between Rugrat Rogers who bent over the aisle seat to accost Gaetz, smelled Rugrat’s breath as he screamed at Gaetz,

“You’re FINISHED! I’m not gonna forget this!,“

in exasperation at Gatz principled stance and vote in the 14th balloting to choose Speaker of the House.

Rugrat Rogers, the drunk Redneck weasel from Alabama, is a member of the House Steering Committee, which makes committee chair recommendations, and a senior Repugnicant on the House Armed Service Committee, had earlier threatened the 20 House Freedom Caucus members who did not vote for McCarthy that they should be stripped of committee assignments.

The chaos was overwhelming, on and off the House floor, and McCarthy was very obviously incensed, and thought that he was entitled to, and had a right to the position, and expressed as much to his House supporters, saying that,

“I earned this job.
We earned this majority, and goddamnit, we are going to win it today.”
— Kevin McCarthy-R,CA20

The man who smelt Rugrat’s breath was Tim Burchett-R,TN2 (Knoxville), who was in the aisle seat beside Lauren Boebert-R,CO who later spoke to numerous media outlets and interviews following the fracas, and said that,

“Both sides have some older members and it was getting late. And I suspect most of them had missed the early bird special at the Sizzler, so they were getting a little cantankerous. People shouldn’t be drinking, especially when you’re a redneck, on the House floor.

I would drop him like a bag of dirt. Nobody’s gonna put their hands on me. Nobody’s gonna threaten me.

It’s just one of those things — you’ve been around fights before, you’ve seen it. Some guy gets in your face and then it’s just an unfortunate moment is all it was. It shouldn’t have happened. He shouldn’t have crossed that line.

“Well, you’re correct. It was, it was very late. You realize that both sides have some older members and it was getting late. And I suspect most of them had missed the early bird special at the Sizzler, so they were getting a little cantankerous. And Mike, who’s a friend of mine, came by and and said some things, probably in haste, as a lot of us do, and I probably responded to him and some things, as well. You know, and Matt… and Matt Gaetz had asked to review some of those rules before we voted on Speaker, he felt like he wasn’t given enough time to do just that. And he’d asked for a little more time. And you can see me later in one of the tapes going like that, because I’d asked our leadership to give us a little bit of a break so we could put our heads together and go over some of those things. And it was just unfortunate situation. And that’s what happens when people are tired And you and as you said, it was the fifteenth, the fifteenth ballot that we were able to pass.

“Well, you can see one of the earlier pictures where I’d actually stiff-armed him. And, you know, I knew he’d lost his cool. it was the second time he’d done that that week. He’d done it earlier in a conference meeting and made some similar demands toward some of us. And it was unfortunate.

“You know, it’s one of those regrettable things, but it’s something that’ll be it’ll be remembered. I don’t think it should take away anything from leader, then-leader now Speaker McCarthy’s victory, because it was it was hard fought.”