Warm Southern Breeze

"… there is no such thing as nothing."

A Baptist and a Methodist walk into a bar…

Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Saturday, October 9, 2021

old school B&W magician wand top hat rabbitThey’re both shot dead by the Church of God, who is then fought by the Assembly of God, and then attacked by the Church of Christ; and next, the Mormons come along, who are suddenly blindsided by the Jehovah’s Witnesses and the Seventh Day Adventists, while the Catholics & Episcopalians both fight the Presbyterians & Lutherans on the side. In walk the Moonies with the Unitarians, and everybody turns on them. Meanwhile, the Quakers, the Amish, Mennonites, and Buddhists stand by and watch it all unfold.

That’s the gist of what’s happening in the Middle East— a bunch of goddamn religious nuts fighting each other over their private interpretation of their preferred religion.

Here in America, goddamn religious nuts want to inject their preferred flavor of religion into government (which the Constitution specifically forbids) by sticking their noses into other peoples’ private lives, outlawing certain medical procedures which they find objectionable (What’s next? Colonoscopies? Pap smears? Testicular exams?), forbidding birth control, in vitro fertilization, freezing embryos, stem cell research, denying sex education and healthcare to everyone, while they secretly molest children, young girls, and teens, then go preach about “sin” and “love” afterward, and tell their parishioners along with the news media that Wiccans and Satanists had been doing it all along, by calling it “Satanic Ritual Abuse.”

That poor ol’ mythological “devil” is an easy punching bag, and catches hell for everything. Must be why the Rolling Stones composed “Sympathy for the Devil” in 1968.

magician tophat wand rabbit

After speaking a few magic words, and waving his magick wand, (on table) God pulls the unimaginably vast cosmos out of his top hat.

Meanwhile the widow, the orphan, prisoners, the stranger among you, and the least of these all look at them in dismay and wonder if there really is any such thing as “god,” because from their perspective, it sure doesn’t look like it.

Fuck ‘em all.

Every goddamn rotten one of ‘em — the dirty rotten religious bastard hater hypocrites.🖕🏽

They’re no better than the goddamn Muslims who are at each others’ throats.

And according to the bizarre monotheistic Judeo-Christian-Islamic mythology, not only are they a bunch of inbreds, anyway, but their “god” is a magician who spoke a few magic words and *!*POOF*!* like a rabbit out of a top hat, everything just appeared out of nothing everywhere (ex nihilo, it’s called in their theological seminaries)… in 6, literal 24-hour periods.

That’s not even a good fairy tale.

Then, there’s their “giant boat that saves the world” myth – or, at least part of it. Fuck the dinosaurs. They’re expendable reptiles.

But not only that, their “god” so loved the world that if you don’t believe in him, he’ll send you, and all other “unbelievers” into a an eternal torment as punishment.

Yeah… like THAT’LL make ’em wanna’ love and believe you! Threaten and scare the shit out of ’em!

It’s so twisted and perverted that, if any living human being were to ever behave like that IN REAL LIFE, such a one would be arrested, mentally evaluated, tried, and convicted, then sentenced to mandatory psychological exams, psychiatric medications, and intensive therapy.


The group known as Islamic State Khorasan claimed responsibility for a suicide bombing that left more than 40 people dead and more injured on Friday as noon prayer was underway at a mosque in Kunduz, Afghanistan.

The ISIS group said in a statement through its affiliated news agency that it was behind the attack and the suicide bomber was a Uygher Muslim, according to The Associated Press. The statement said the bombing was intended to attack Taliban and Shiites, claiming that the groups were involved in deporting Uyghers, essentially catering to China.

The ISIS Afghanistan affiliate has considered the Taliban an enemy for not adhering to a stricter version of Islam.

The mosque, which was filled with Shiite worshippers — the Muslim minority in Afghanistan — was also damaged in the deadly bombing, including damages to the ceiling and broken windows, the AP noted.

The Shiites were part of the Hazara minority, according to The Washington Post, which noted that they have been regular targets of the Taliban and other insurgent Sunni Muslism groups. The New York Times noted that the group is also an extremist Sunni organization that has gone after the Hazara group.

A spokesperson for the Taliban, Zabiullah Mujahid, confirmed on Twitter earlier Friday that the mosque had been targeted, saying it “kill[ed] several of our compatriots and injur[ed] several others.”

ISIS-K Claims Responsibility For Deadly Attack At Afghanistan Mosque

By Caroline Vakil – 10/08/21 06:12 PM EDT

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