Here’s How Gorilla Glue Girl, Gorilla Glue Company, and Schwarzkopf Can ALL WIN!

Miss Tessica Brown of Chalmette, Louisiana shows an empty container of “göt2b glued,” the original hair styling product by Schwarzkopf which she used to style her hair.

“It takes all kinds” goes the saying.

But seriously, a 40-year-old FULL GROWN WOMAN, who for all purposes seems to be in control of her faculties – except perhaps, the part about being of a “sound mind” – DELIBERATELY decides to use Gorilla Glue brand spray adhesive to style her hair…

What can you say?

Some folks just don’t have “walking around sense,” as the saying goes.

But to imagine that she’s stupid would defy imagination.

Miss Tessica Brown of Chalmette, Louisiana shows the Gorilla Glue brand spray adhesive which she unwisely used in her hair.

And frankly, some folks who otherwise have good sense, occasionally make very bad decisions. This could be one of such instances.

But when life gives you lemons, the best thing to do is… MAKE LEMONADE!

But, how do you make lemonade out of this mess?

Easy.

In fact, it’d be at least a Triple Crown win for EVERYONE involved… including the Beverly Hills, California plastic surgeon who claimed he could remove the hardened adhesive from her hair and scalp.

Dr. Michael K. Obeng, MD, a board-certified, Harvard Medical School-educated plastic surgeon originally from Ghana, has offered to help relieve the pitiful Miss Brown’s plight and suffering. He will undoubtedly perform all necessary on a gratis/donation basis through his non-profit foundation for reconstructive surgery, R.E.S.T.O.R.E Worldwide Inc.

So far, the Gorilla Glue company has done nothing but send out a Tweet on February 8, 202 at 11:30 PM, the contents of which are the intellectual and moral equivalent of “thoughts and prayers,” with a touch of “I told you so” and “it’s not our fault” mixed in for good measure.

“We are very sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident that Miss Brown experienced using our Spray Adhesive on her hair. We are glad to see in her recent video that Miss Brown has received medical treatment from her local medical facility and wish her the best.”

https://twitter.com/GorillaGlue/status/1358860682771509248

“göt2b glued” brand blasting Freeze Spray by Schwarzkopf.

And we have yet to hear from the company whose product Miss Tessica Brown of Chalmette, Louisiana exhausted, which led to her ill-fated, and poor decision to use Gorilla Glue in her hair to style it. That would be the “göt2b glued Freeze Blasting Spray” product by Schwarzkopf.

Not one peep has been heard from them.

But here’s how EVERYONE – Miss Brown, Dr. Obeng, Gorilla Glue company, and Schwarzkopf company can WIN!

First, give her a LIFETIME SUPPLY of your products – ALL of them – the Gorilla Glue company –and– Schwarzkopf.

Second, make her a paid spokesperson, of sorts, for your product and company for at least a year. For Gorilla Glue, that would be something like a “here’s how you don’t use,” and “here’s how you do use” our products instructional videos, and media. For Schwarzkopf, that’d be the same thing.

Third, for Dr. Obeng, he could also make some type of appearance, per se, to provide a warning to consumers, and others, about the dangers of misuse of the products, and perhaps some type of description of the procedures and the extent to which she had to undergo in order to remove the misused product.

Fourth, Gorilla Glue, and Schwarzkopf should each give a tax-deductible donation (NOT just a paltry token amount, but enough to be considered substantial – perhaps $100,000 each) to Dr. Obeng’s non-profit foundation, R.E.S.T.O.R.E Worldwide Inc. Each company could “blow their own horn” about the good that they do.

Fifth, Gorilla Glue company and Schwarzkopf should each pitch in to pay for Miss Brown’s accommodations, transportation, and per diem – plus some pocket cash – for her trip to Dr. Obeng’s Beverly Hills office for treatment.

Sixth, and finally… Miss Brown, who has colloquially become known as “Gorilla Glue Girl,” could trademark the name “Glue Girl” and develop a character from it, and use it for her benefit, and perhaps even develop a product line… of adhesives, and hair spray.