Trump’s 4-Stage Coronavirus Plan

Here is the Trump administration’s detailed plan for their response in the event of a widespread outbreak of coronavirus:

Stage I: We say, “Nothing’s going happen.”

Stage II: We say, “Something negative has happened, but we should do nothing about it.”

Stage III: We say, “Maybe we should do something about it, but there’s nothing we can do.”

Stage IV: We say, “Maybe there was something we could have done, but it’s too late now.”

This is your President, America. Revel in the moment when you elected an incompetent idiot.