Donald’s Daily Death Count Saturday, 16 May 2020
Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Saturday, May 16, 2020
Good news, America!
As of today, we’re only 6,069 body bags, and 3 days away from our goal!
Let’s review:
Yesterday, Friday, 15 May 2020, we closed out the day with 85,884 COVID-19 Deaths in America.
Today, we close out the day with a total of 88,754 COVID-19 Deaths – a 3.3417% increase, only slightly above our projected 2% daily increase.
As we had earlier written, “Again, a friendly reminder that by June 2, at the current rate, we’ll have a total of 115,781 COVID-19 related deaths. In fact, at the fairly constant increase of 2% per day, in 5ive days (May 19), we’ll have MORE COVID-19 related deaths than ALL the DEATHS from the Vietnam War & Korean War COMBINED – 94,823!!”
If we continue to keep up what we’re doing (and there’s no indication that we’ll do anything any differently – why mess with success, eh?), at our projected approximate 2% Daily Death Rate increase, we’ll be very near our goal of 94,823 in 3 days, with 94,186 – a mere 637 away from our goal!!
We can do it!
Keep up the good work, America!
AM count, Saturday, 16 May 2020
Stop wearing those masks, keep chugging your beer and swilling your drinks in bars, going to your religious services, and other places where folks are packed in like sardines in an infected can, and by all means, keep schmoozing it up with all your infected face-mask-less friends!
Party like it’s 1999!
Wait… that was 21 years ago – 21 dead years ago.
What the hell… who cares!
With a steady 2% increase over the next THREE days, we’ll have 94,186 COVID-19 deaths in America – MORE COVID-19 related deaths than ALL the DEATHS from the Vietnam War & Korean War COMBINED!!
“It could be that testing is,
frankly, overrated.
Maybe it is overrated.
And we have the best tests.”
This death stuff is so way overrated.
Seriously.
PM count, Saturday, 16 May 2020
I mean, with 1,467,820 COVID-19 cases, we’re the HANDS-DOWN WINNER in the whole world!
We’re doing GREAT!
We’ve got almost as many cases (only 90,035 less) as Russia, UK, Bazil, Spain, Italy, France, and Germany COMBINED!
That’s just fucking AWESOME!!
We’re GREAT AGAIN!
And let’s STAY GREAT!
“Testing is, frankly, overrated!”
“And we have the BEST tests!”
Rock on, Trumpians!
Rock on!
Warm Southern Breeze 
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