Six Word Story
Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Monday, April 16, 2018
A six word storyland visit follows.
What that is, I don’t know.
Here are this morning’s goodies:
• Sad Six Word Stories (SWS)
“She loved me and fucked him.”
“Mom died before I was born.”
“My son’s mother died in birth.”
• Fetish SWS
Pierced with Carolina Reaper pepper lube.
“Eat shit and die vile coprophagic!”
Marquis de Sade masques hurt.
“Ooh… that hurts so good!”
Handcuffed to a fence in Mississippi. –Jim White, https://youtu.be/A7DqR1J3tFw
• Politics/Fetish SWS
Russian White House, golden shower stall…
• True Horror Headline SWS
Killed On A Dead-End Road –Mother shot, critically wounded when ex-husband broke into her home, authorities say, http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2018/04/mother_shot_critically_wounded.html
• Horror SWS
“Her menstrual blood tasted sweeter.”
Deep fried abortion, embryonic pâté hors d’oeuvre.
Graduated Incestuous Carnal Knowledge College
Bisexual Jewish Nazi, delicious atrocities abated
My daddy’s penis felt good in me.
Mother’s breasts leaked cancerous milky juice.
Tomorrow’s episode: Hungry Mothers Eating Children
• Erotic SWS
“But my tongue won’t fit there!”
Nipples pierced. Penis plain. Pussy galore.
“You look good between my legs.”
• Dramatic End to a Party SWS
“Oops! Sorry… it wasn’t loaded.”
“You’re our babies’ daddy, too?!?”
“Hello! Goodbye! Where’s the morgue?”
“They all drank the punch. Sayonara.”
Hold my beer and watch this!
Life flashed before him like fireworks.
Frothy, bloody sputum. You have cancer.
“Are we there yet?,” they complained.
Beethoven composed deaf, now decomposes deaf.
Gay music, heterosexual music… it’s music.
Hungry sow bears eat children… tomorrow.
Grizzlies bear it all alone.
“Please, sir, I want some more.” –Oliver Twist, by Charles Dickens
Your lips to God’s ears.
Child Labor, Worker’s Rights Laws Repealed
See also:
https://www.reddit.com/r/sixwordstories/
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/16/six-word-story_n_5332833.html
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