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When Will Alabama’s D-I-V-O-R-C-E From Robert Bentley & GOP Be Final?

Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Friday, August 28, 2015

It seems that after 50 years, Dear Old Governor Bentley’s wife Dianne has filed for divorce citing “such a complete incompatibility of temperament that the parties can no longer live together.”

Seriously, divorce is a tragedy. The real reason behind First Lady Dianne Bentley’s divorce was infidelity.

And yet we know the real reason, which is sort of Ashley Madisonesque in nature, because Governor Bentley has been continually screwing over the state for the last 5 years.

Of course, impotence could also factor into the mix, since he’s quite obviously had a hard-on for them, rather than her.

We should thank Alabama’s former First Family for such a fine example of Family Values to the state’s citizens.

Rumor has it, also, that the Governor spoke with Senator Cam Ward who exults under a DUI charge, keeping his Driver License, while any other lowly peon would have to walk, ride a bicycle, take a taxi, public transportation, or beg a ride, and whom also is Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Governor Bentley asked Ward saying, “What can I do to a woman that I cannot do to you?”

Ward allegedly replied, “I cannot conceive, sir.”

Naturally, when any marriage is “irretrievably broken” there are at least two suffering parties, for rarely do they engage in sexual activity with each other. In fact, rumor has it that early into his first term, Governor Bentley asked First Lady Dianne Bentley for a little head.

Turns out, he’s had one the whole time.

What with that “sanctity of marriage” tripe Governor Bentley spouted over Marriage Equality, I’m surprised he and the Alabama GOP don’t try to pass laws forbidding divorce. After all, that’s what Jesus said, and by God, that’s what they say they want.

Governor Bentley should really start taking that salary he’s declined for these many years.

He’ll need it for First Lady Dianne Bentley’s alimony. After all, she did assert he is “an able-bodied man, gainfully employed.”

But the question remains: Will the Legislature approve Alimony for Governor Bentley? After all, if they can’t adequately fund the Driver License Bureau, how can they possibly afford to pay Governor Bentley’s alimony?

With their personal lives in shambles, how could anyone possibly expect Governor Bentley, Senator Cam Ward, Speaker of the House Mike Hubbard, or any other indicted, arrested, or fouled up elected cult-of-personality to fix Alabama?

“This is what the LORD says: Put your house in order, because you are going to die; you will not recover.”

“If anyone does not know how to manage his own family, how can he take care of God’s church?”

Three cheers for Governor Bentley!

Hip, hip, hypocrisy!
Hip, hip, hypocrisy!
Hip, hip, hypocrisy!

Alabama First Lady Dianne Bentley files divorce complaint against husband Governor Robert Bentley – PDF court document file on this site.
See also here – https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/1452/7216/9/ftpcontent.worldnow.com/wbma/Bentley.pdf

 

I write sternly, though in person, I’m the polar opposite.
Better a stern tongue lashing in writing than something else, eh?
“What do you prefer? Shall I come to you with a rod of discipline, or shall I come in love and with a gentle spirit?”
cf.1Corinthians4:21

Tammy Wynette D-I-V-O-R-C-E

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