Warm Southern Breeze

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Here’s Why People Should Be Like Dogs

Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Saturday, June 27, 2015

My puppy loves me.

I love my puppy.

I don’t want to marry my puppy.

My puppy is spayed.

My puppy could probably care less about mating.

I feed my puppy quite well.

My puppy loves me.

My puppy walks alongside me off lead.

I don’t want to marry my puppy.

No one in Alabama has EVER been forced to marry anyone.

Anyone who says otherwise is a damn fool.

I bought some good puppy food for my puppy today.

Two varieties, and two brands – smoked salmon, and chicken – both dry.

And some chew things – lamb & pork ears, and some other kind of chew toy stuff.

These days, there’s a dizzying array of dog & pet food from which to choose.

I’m going on barbecue expedition soon.

So-called “shotgun” weddings are for backwoods hillbillies.

Why are some Alabama folks so unlearned, uneducated, poor, and ignorant?

Now, my puppy is resting in her cage, in air conditioned comfort.

Earlier, when she rode with me, while I had her wait in the vehicle, she entertained her self by chewing some electronic connector stuff.

Why in the Hell she did that, I’ll never know.

Oh well.

I take my puppy out to pee-pee regularly.

She’s a friendly puppy, never met a stranger, and loves all dogs and people.

Why can’t we be like that?

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