Warm Southern Breeze

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If Alabama Was A Loaf Of Bread

Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Sunday, May 31, 2015

If Alabama was a loaf of bread, candy canes and root beer floats.

Pineapple ice cream cotton candy, pecan pies, Festhalle chicken, eggs ample, cinco de mother may I?

Johnny Monkeyshines, Goat Hill Hamburger Helper, largely poor, uneducated and easy to barbecue.

W.C. Keller, Bellingrath Handyman, Werner von Owens, Jessie Hank Hank Shoals, In Capote Blood, Gomer Pyle USMcDonald’s.

Diabetes baby, poor mama, share cropping rich kid, Mountain Brook’s Greenetrack, Wallace shoe polish, Mobile Bayfest, Rocket Circle City, Geewhiz Bend, Ironman Bowl, Sock Market Capitalization, Johnny Reb L’chaim.

Buttermilk cat head, Sand Mountain Sorghum Snake Handler, Talladega restrictor blue plate special, sweet potato zip-a-dee-do-da zip-a-dee-ay.

War Tide, Highland Rosa, Shakespeare Humminbird, University of North South and West, Cucumberland Jonesing, Republocrats.

Malbis Orthoran Bapterian Catholist Zionist Reformed Jehovah’s Christ in God Episcopanglican and Do Your Own Thing Seventh Latter Day Inter-Trans-Non Denominational Last Church of the First.

Praise God from Whom all sweet tea flows. Pay Him all preachers here below. Fry Him above the Heavenly ghost. Serve mac and lemonade with homemade rolls.

It’s all about the Bass Masters Classic Car Show, Talk Radioactive, WAPIZZKVOK Mighty I-65 Ninety, Joe RuMoore’s Mill, Tom York Peppermint Patti and the Doc, Parliament House Funkadelic, Down with Opp Rattlesnake Rodeo, Sumter Wetumpka Weogufka Weeden Leeds, Dauphin Island Girl, Blessing of the Fleet of Shrimp and Grits and Biscuit and Gravy, Mullet Bean Bag Toss.

Stars Fell on Sweet Home, We lived our little drama, Saturday Night, When A Man Loves A Julia Tutwiler Women’s Prison Blue Springs State Park, Free State of Winston 500, Wilson Tony Joe White Pickett Fence, Red Oak Lookout Moundville Cheaha.

Orange Beach Rolls, Bayou La Batre, Blue Springs, Sipsey Royal Cup Coffee, Little River Canyon Band, Choctaw, Chickasaw, Cherokee, Wind Town Creek, DeSoto Cathedral Rickwood Sequoia, Noccalula High Bluff, Fried Stewed or Nude.


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