Bama fan wants to get freaky with Nick Saban… REALLY FREAKY.
Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
We’ve known it all along.
Roll Tide fans are weird.
Alabama Fan Contemplates Whether He Would Sleep With Nick Saban
Published on: April 17, 2012 | Written by: Clay Travis
This is why checking the OKTC tips folder is so entertaining — because occasionally you get unexpected emails like this:
“At the Florabama in Orange Beach, AL this weekend, a Bama fan told me unprovoked that he would have sex with Nick Saban. I asked him to say it on camera. He does. Below is the video of said Bammer musing over what he would and would not do with Nick Saban. Only problem is that the video is really dark.”
This is how much we Southerners love football games. Straight men are willing to say on video they would sleep with top coaches.
Somehow the lack of clear video makes the video even better. Instead of being able to tell it’s one particular Alabama fan, we can go ahead and assume this guy is speaking for all Bama fans.
First clear response: “I would have sex with Nick Saban.”
Then comes further reflection: “I would either put it in his ass or let him…no, no, I wouldn’t go that far.”
Finally, the decision: “I would definitely see him naked. I wouldn’t enjoy it, I wouldn’t enjoy it, but I’d feel honored.’
Lots of Bama fans are nodding right now.
One thing we can all be sure of — he would definitely teabag Nick Saban if he was passed out at the Florabama.