Hey, Bryan Stevens! Here’s a crazy idea… try an “insanity” defense for Amy Bishop!

Bryan Stevens, attorney for UAHBomber and UAHKiller Amy Bishop has already made a fool of himself publicly, commenting that the death of her brother Seth at her hands via pump shotgun, as “absolutely accidental.”

Readers may likely be aware of this blog’s Sunday 20 February 2010 entry entitled “Amy Bishop’s Attorney Bryan Stevens – Can’t Read? Sure – just like Amy Bishop can’t shoot.” in which two videos were linked to the story, along with detailed explanation of how a pump shotgun is loaded, discharged, reloaded, unloaded and placed in a safety mode to prevent discharge.

It was demonstrated that “accidental” discharge of that firearm is as impossible to do, as it is live in outer space without benefit of a special suit and breathing apparatus. A finger would have to be “accidentally” inside the trigger guard, on the trigger, and “accidental” pressure would have to be exerted on the trigger, as well as an “accidental” pump back, and then “accidental” pump forward, then an “accidental” aim.

Maybe Bryan’s working on an “accidental” defense.

Bryan, did you eat breakfast that day? ‘Cause buddy, someone else ate your lunch on that one. Matter of fact, it had probably already been eaten when it became evident that day that the cheese slid off your cracker a long time ago.

As well, there was comment about the firearm’s phenomenal loudness when discharged – which to any casual observer, could be described as “loud as hell,” and can be heard at quite a distance, and certainly heard within the confines of a two-story residence, and very likely by adjacent neighbors on all four sides – thereby directly contradicting Amy Bishop’s mother’s testimony that she did not hear Amy discharge the shotgun in her upstairs bedroom.

While I’m thinking about it, here’s a partial list of songs dedicated to Amy Bishop:

Crazy Train – Ozzy Osborne (“I know that things are going wrong for me. You gotta listen to my words. Yeah – Mental wounds still screaming. Driving me insane. I’m going off the rails on a crazy train.”)

Crazy – Patsy Cline (“Crazy, I’m crazy for feelin’ so lonely. I’m crazy, Crazy for feelin’ so blue. Worry, why do I let myself worry? Wonderin’ what in the world did I do?”)

Ship of Fools – Robert Plant (“I built this ship it is my making. And furthermore my self control I can’t rely on anymore. I know why, I know why. Crazy on a ship of fools. Crazy on a ship of fools.”)

Down by the River (I shot my baby) – Neil Young and Crazy Horse (“Down by the river, I shot my baby. Down by the river, Dead, oh, shot her dead. You take my hand, I’ll take your hand, Together we may get away. This much madness, Is too much sorrow, It’s impossible, To make it today.”)

Crazy – K-Ci & Jojo (“I don’t know why, what I’m doing what I’m doing. See, baby I, apologize, For all the things that I’ve done that I’ve done, See I’ve known that I’ve been a fool for far too long”)

Anxiety – Ramones (“Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy. Always screamin’ at someone. Got a temper like a gun. Hair trigger personality. Anxiety keeps me hap-happy.”)

American Horse – Cult  (“Stick it in your ear, ‘Cause it ain’t exactly clear, What you people hear, I tell you that’s right, oh yeah. Sucker in the middle, Blowing hot and cold”)

Crazy Music – Ottawan (“Crazy music, crazy music for crazy people, crazy people. Crazy music, crazy music for crazy people, crazy people.”)

Chemical Warfare – Dead Kennedys (“Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses. Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits. Been sitting there for years I’m gonna have at it. I cut through the fence, run right in and grab it. Go crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.”)

Crazy – Bjork (“Crazy are the people walking through my head. One of thems got a gun to shoot the other one. And yet together they were friends at school. Get it, get it, get it, yeah! But we’re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy crazy. No we’re never gonna to survive unless we are a little crazy.”)

Crazy Mama – J.J. Cale (“Crazy mama, where you been so long? Crazy mama, where you been so long? You’ve been hiding out, I know that’s true.”)