“Doctor, I was wondering…”
Posted by Warm Southern Breeze on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Call in on a teevee news show’s “Back Talk” segment:
“Doctor, I have a rod in my back that extends up to the plate in my head, and down into my leg, past my knee, which makes me walk funny.
“What I’m wondering is, ‘will this set off the airport metal detectors’?”
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“Brain Salad Surgery, It will murder you, it murdered me. We made it for our enemy, Brain Salad Surgery. We’ve got a ballad, About a salad brain, with a surgeon with a dirty dinner game.”
Lyric excerpt from:
BRAIN SALAD SURGERY, (ASCAP Title Code: 320185215)
Writers:
Keith Noel Emerson
Gregory Lake
Peter John Sinfield
Performers:
EMERSON/LAKE/PALMER
Publishers/Administrators:
Leadchoice Limited
c/o Music Sales Corp.
257 Park Avenue S
20th Floor
New York, NY 10010
Tel. (212) 254-2100
Email: joe.dipinto@musicsales.com
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